We are not professional photographers. We do street photography. 

We do candid portraiture with very limited equipment. That's the fun of street photography. We are not versatile. What you see is what you get.

We photograph with very...uh...unique equipment. Old lenses, flashes from the 80s, lens add-ons that no one should use, and fun 'quirky' lenses that pros would scoff at. Also...what is autofocus?

We sparingly use photo-editing software. Usually to brighten the brights and darken the darks. 

Our photos have a uniquely trashy quality to them. Some of our best photos are totally on accident. We are barely literate and honestly we couldn't tell you what lens or ISO or shutter speed we were shooting.

Our photos make awesome prints. 

If you think it'd be a good idea for us to photograph something you're doing - bachelorette party, graduation, family reunion - maybe think twice. We promise to show up and take photos, we absolutely don't promise to take good photos or for you to be happy. Is this the absolute worst sales pitch? Yes.